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I'm sorry that my poop doesn't stay in my diapers. I'm not sure what we can do about this. We both didn't think they were too small (I mean, they say up to 14lbs and I'm only 12lbs), but maybe you shouldn't do them up so tight, or we should just try moving up a size. I know you don't want to do that though because it means I'm growing up.
I just hate to do this to you so much.
I know I'm in my really cute brand new onesie, but you're so good at getting my poop out of my clothes now so I won't worry about it.
You gotta admit Mom, that I look really cute in this picture. And I don't mind the baths you give me after my blowouts (I promise I don't do them on purpose just to get a bath like you might think).
Thanks for being patient with me, Mom. I'll try to keep it in next time. Thanks for cleaning up my poop.